Matt and I were discussing purchasing a treadmill:
Jane: "I really need to start working out to get rid of the lumpy cellulite that's forming on my thighs."
Matt: "What!? What cellulite? I don't see any cellulite!" (His first good move)
Jane: "Well, luckily, it's where my shorts cover it up so you can't see it."
Matt: "Who's looking at that part of your leg anyway?"
Jane: "I'm looking. I see it in the mirror."
Matt: "What do you think God sees when he sees you in the mirror?"
Matt: "Jesus, that's what he sees."
Second good move, also the reason I married this guy- he points me to Jesus.
Although, I still think a treadmill purchase is a good idea :)